Who care what people think? I wear 2-3 inch inseam shorts while running and cycling and I don't care what people think. As I walked around my car I reached back and felt the back of my shorts, by butt cheeks were hanging out pretty good, so I know she got a couple of good pics of my legs and my butt cheeks. When I turned away from her I heard her phone make another camera sound. It kinda excited me that she was looking at my totally bare legs so I had to turn my back to her to keep her from seeing that I was excited. There was a girl on the other side of the pump and she looked down at my shorts and said oh my gosh, aren't you cold in those little things? I said no, not really, and when I looked up I caught her taking a pic of me and my tiny shorts. We drove for a couple of hours and ended up stopping for gas, but since I didn't bring any other shorts I had to get out in my tiny ones to pump gas. Well my wife and I went out for a scenic drive today and I decided to wear a pair of my super short, high cut sprinter shorts, they're baby blue with white piping around the edges.
I absolutely love the feeling of riding past tons of people in a pair of super skimpy shorts that show my bare naked legs all the way up to the waist band on the sides and hearing the giggles and comments or catching people taking pics of me while walking or riding.
I wear the tiniest split shorts I can find when I run or ride my bike on trails.